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• alfred-for-president:

  words cannot describe how much I love the dialogue in homestuck

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  (Source: walwart-wagabo, via 6angarang)

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  redhotironypistols:

  (๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥

  (via mortior)

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• four

  saffronheliotrope:

  This is an entirely self-indulgent ot4 beta-kid-pile.  When times are stressful, writing porn is therapeutic.  I’m not apologizing.

  I really just want them to live happily ever after and kiss each other a lot.

  *

  Four is perfect; four is exactly right.

  Four of you together, two boys and two girls, two blond and two dark, Prospit and Derse, day and night, light and shadow.

  Four around a table, four across on the couch.  Four in your little beater of a car, on another harebrained roadtrip where the destination doesn’t even matter, splitting the driving, sleeping propped together in the backseat, singing to whatever is on the radio.  Four is a perfect little circle, a square knot that doesn’t loosen no matter which end you tug.

  Four in your bed, at midnight or at three in the afternoon, a tangle of arms and legs.  Often when someone is tired or busy or traveling you’ll group off in twos or threes, but when all four of you are at home and willing — those are your favorite times.

  *

  You come home to find the living room empty and Dave’s sunglasses folded neatly and abandoned on the coffee table.  That’s your first sign.  Then you hear the soft familiar sounds from an open bedroom doorway somewhere upstairs, so you follow.

  Your eyes adjust quickly to the dimness of drawn curtains.  They’ve all shed their clothing already.  Jade is on her back and Dave is propped over her, kissing her unhurriedly.  Rose straddles Jade’s hips.  She turns and sees you in the doorway, reaches out for you.

  You strip off your shirt and go to them.

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• cobbledstories:

  homestuck-bookclub:

  So… wow, I was reading and… Wayward Vagabond has really low self-esteem

  

  

  and is even possibly suicidal???

  

  Or at least he has strong self-hatred. :( Oh sweetie you’re amazing, there’s nothing to hate!

  when people think WV is just a goofy cute character it makes me super sad

  BEING THE LEADER OF A FAILED REVOLUTION THAT GOT BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED REALLY MESSED HIM UP AND IT’S ACTUALLY TRAGIC THAT NO ONE REMEMBERS THIS

  (via noirandchocolate)

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• sleiin:

  welp my hand slipped and Guardiancest happened. After strife fun maybe?

  (via fuckyeahstridercest)

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  nekozneko:

  HOMES SMELL YA LATER

  (via makararousal)

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• Want to write some robo-lovin’?

  Who am I kidding. Of course you do.

  I’m looking for either a Dirk or Lil Hal/Auto-Responder to get my roleplay on with. I’d prefer to write for Hal, but if you play a damn good one or know more computer-speak than I do, I can play Dirk no problem.

  I’m 18+ and comfortable writing 18+ material. Maybe with Hal in an android body. Maybe not.

  If you’re interested, shoot me an ask. I’m cool with showing samples of my writing, and it’d be excellent if I could take a quick peek at some of yours. Doesn’t have to be a roleplay—fanfiction and things work too.

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  sermna:

  Rose, who lives on the barest of means, who speaks gibberish sometimes and who once stuck her fingers in a fire and pulled them out glowing red and next time her fingers were seen they were fine but for faint circles that look like they were left by tentacles? But that’s dumb, there’s not an ocean for miles-

  (via 6angarang)

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  pancakemolybdenum:

  i dont think im doing the limited palette thing right :/

  (via fuckyeahmodstuck)

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• toastyhat:

  TURN IT UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO

  HEAD TO TO COVERED IN TATTOOS

  —

  Dancestors with tattoos.

  Big thanks to the people who watched me livestream this for three freakin’ hours.  I have no idea where this idea came from or how I did that.  I have no idea how you guys had the patience for that.  It took me a while to decide whether to post this upright…I guess I might do that later, but you can definitely see more this way.

  Meenah don’t give a damn.  Neither does Porrim, but I asked her to cover up a bit so I could post without any qualms.  Kurloz’s tattoos are based on a mask I saw once—related to the Day of the Dead, I think—that showed a man’s face with the bones on top, peeling away, and then the muscle underneath that, and then the man’s actual face.  So Kurloz has taken off his bones, and now you have the muscle tattoos and the skin.  And then the flower pattern for…miracles, I guess. >.>

  (via ceruleancynic)

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